Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
Сhun, my little swimmer-rat
Greeting, martyr, and welcome!
the Lord of the Rings alphabet → Night
"He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise they make, and so I didn’t push the subject any further…" - Peter Jackson
I’m not saying Christopher Lee has stabbed someone, but I’m certain he stabbed someone